By by Hunter of the Ancient Ones|
An excerpt from the novel:
JUSTINIAN:"Okay, I'm going to need you to stop following me around..."
DUMB HIGH SCHOOL GIRL WITH LOW SELF-ESTEEM:"But you're a werewolf and so awesome and I'm so in love with AAAAAGGGRRGH!! MY FOOT!!!! WHY DID YOU SHOOT ME IN MY FOOT!???!!???!!"
JUSTINIAIN: "Ride the tiger baby. Ride the goddamn tiger."
JUSTINIAN THEN LEAPS ON HIS SPACE TIGER. ALONG WITH DIO, HE RIDES TO FIGHT THE ALIEN SWARM.
NEXT SCENE; SECRET MOON BASE ALPHA:
BATMAN: "Damn, we're about to be overrun! If only someone as awesome as Justinian Goddamn Claymore was here to handle this shit..."
JUSTINIAN:"...Liam, tell this bitch why I keep a flamethrower in my trunk.."
LIAM NEESON PROCEEDES TO FLAMETHROWER THE ALIEN QUEEN INTO NEXT TUESDAY.